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About three minutes, and we reply either way
See if we are a fit.
This is not a sales call, a discovery session or a demo. It is a short form. We read every one ourselves, usually the same day, and we reply either way. If it is a no, we tell you why and what we would do instead. There is nothing to buy on this page.
What people worry about before sending this
The honest answers, up front.
Will I get hounded if I apply?
No. You get one reply. If it is a yes we send you a time for a call. If it is a no we tell you why. There is no sequence behind this form and nobody buys your details, because there is nobody here to sell them.
Why do you ask about budget on the form?
Because the alternative is a friendly 30 minute call that ends with both of us realising it was never going to work. Asking here saves you the call and saves us the slot. Answering “no, out of range” costs you nothing and gets you a straight reply rather than a pitch.
What if I am not sure my business qualifies?
Send it anyway. The worst outcome is a clear no with a reason, which is more than most agencies will give you. We would rather read a hundred applications and take four than have the right business talk themselves out of applying.
Do I need to have my content and assets ready?
Not to apply. Not even for the call. Assets only matter once you have decided to go ahead, and that is when the seven day clock starts. Nothing is expected of you at this stage beyond the form.
What happens to my data?
It arrives as an email to hello@pleasementionme.com and sits in an inbox. It is not added to a mailing list, not synced to a CRM, and not shared with anyone, because there is no list, no CRM and no anyone.