Do not take our word for it
Go and ask AI who to hire in your industry.
See who it names.
A demo from us proves nothing, you would assume we rigged it. So do it yourself. Put in what you do and where, pick an engine, and read the real answer about your real business.
Twelve clients at a time. We turn down more than we take.
Who are the best commercial cleaning companies in Manchester?
Opens in a new tab, with your question already typed. We are not simulating this and we are not filtering it. It is just the real thing.
One of three things just happened
Please Mention Me builds and runs your website on a flat monthly fee, then does the content, citation and outreach work that gets your business named when someone asks an AI assistant for a business like yours. $1,500 a month, no build cost, no minimum term, and your domain always stays in your name.
What actually changed
Your website is fine. It just wasn’t built for the thing reading it now.
Someone asks. AI answers. Nobody clicks.
If you are not in that answer you were never in the running, and it will not show up in your analytics, because there was never a visit to measure.
The part most people get wrong: fixing your website is not the main lever. Getting named is mostly about what exists about you everywhere else.
Almost nobody does that work for small businesses. That is the entire company.
What this actually feels like from your side
You have probably noticed three of these.
Something stopped working, and none of the explanations fit.
The phone got quieter and nobody can tell you why
Rankings look the same. The enquiries do not.
What is happeningThe answer now sits above the results. People get it without clicking, so the visit that used to become an enquiry never happens, and never shows up in analytics.
You asked AI about your industry and it named someone else
Possibly someone smaller. Possibly someone worse at the work.
What is happeningAI is not judging quality. It builds an answer from what exists about each business online, and they have more of it. That gap is closeable.
You were quoted for a redesign and it feels like the wrong answer
Five figures, eight weeks, and a nagging doubt. Trust the doubt.
What is happeningA redesign changes how the site looks and loads. It does not change what exists about you everywhere else, which is where AI gets most of what it says.
If none of those landed, we are probably the wrong call
Healthy enquiries, a category nobody researches first, or customers who never ask AI: then this is a spend you do not need.
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Can AI actually read your website?
Being named in an answer starts with being readable. This checks your real site, right now, for the nine things that decide whether a machine can understand and quote you. It is the same first pass we run on every prospect.
We fetch your homepage the way a crawler would. Nothing is stored, nothing is emailed, and we do not ask who you are.
The thing worth understanding
AI does not read your website. It reads what the internet says about you.
Which is why a redesign on its own changes nothing, and why almost every agency selling you one is quietly hoping you never work that out. The work that moves the answer happens off your site.
The mechanism, in public
This is the loop we run every month.
Not complicated. Just nobody does it for businesses your size.
Run the prompt set across four engines
Fifteen prompts, four engines, five runs each, logged out, on the same day every month.
Why it mattersOne lucky answer proves nothing. We report the average and the run count, so a good month cannot be faked and a bad one cannot be hidden.
Record which sites it actually cited
Not just whether you appeared. Which pages the machine leaned on to build its answer.
Why it mattersThose cited pages decide who gets recommended in your category. They are a work plan hiding in plain sight.
Get you onto those exact sources
Directories, review sites, roundups and publications the model already trusts, plus pages on your site worth quoting.
Why it mattersTargeted, not scattergun. No bought links and no chasing volume: you turn up where the answer is already being assembled.
Then run the whole thing again
Same prompts, same engines, same day.
Why it mattersThe score moves or it does not, and the cited sources show where to point next month. It is a closed loop, which is why we can charge monthly.
Knowing the method is not the hard part. Doing it every month for twelve businesses without dropping one is.
The bit nobody shows you
Go and buy this properly. We’ll wait.
Every line is a real market rate from a published pricing page. Untick what you would skip, then compare the cheapest version with buying it properly.
Upfront. Before a single thing works.
Every month, ongoing.
Where this sits
Your four options, compared.
We are one of four things you could reasonably do. Here is where each one actually wins, including the ones that are not us.
Do nothing
Genuinely the right answer for some businesses.
Wins when: your enquiries are healthy, your customers do not research before buying, or you are booked out anyway. If people choose you in under ten minutes, AI is not in that decision and none of this is worth your money.
Costs you when: your category is researched. The gap compounds quietly. Whoever gets cited this year gets cited more next year, because being cited is itself a signal.
Buy a redesign
The most common answer, and the one most likely to disappoint if falling traffic is the reason you are looking.
Wins when: your site is genuinely broken, embarrassing, or cannot be edited. A rebuild fixes those, properly and permanently.
Costs you when: you expected it to bring the traffic back. It changes how your site looks and loads. It does not change what exists about you anywhere else, which is where roughly nine in ten AI citations come from. You will have bought the substrate and called it the cure.
Hire an SEO agency
Often a good decision. The industry is not a scam, whatever you have read.
Wins when: you have a working site, a real budget, and a category where classic search still drives the buying. A good agency will out-perform us on pure rankings, because that is the thing they do all day.
Costs you when: the website is excluded from the retainer, so you pay for the rebuild separately. And most report rankings and impressions rather than enquiries, which is how you end up two years in with a chart that goes up and a phone that does not ring.
Us
The site and the ongoing work in one place, with no build invoice.
Wins when: you need the website rebuilt and the ongoing work done, you do not want to manage four suppliers, and your customers research before they buy. One invoice, one person, enquiries as the headline number.
Wrong for you when: you only need a website and nothing after it, in which case buy a redesign and keep the monthly fee. Or if a national brand already owns your category, which we check before taking anyone on.
Who you actually get
Hello. I am Faz.
I build the site, write the content, do the outreach and send the report. There is no team behind me and no account manager in front of me. At this price that is the only way the numbers work, and honestly it is the only way the work stays good.
Building websites and doing search work for small businesses. Long enough to have watched search change shape three or four times, and long enough to distrust anyone who says the latest change is the end of everything.
Across the sites I build and look after, content has been cited more than a million times by AI systems and Bing. Not impressions. Citations. I will show you exactly where on the call rather than asking you to trust a number on a website.
Because that is how many sites one person can look after properly. When it is full it is full, and I would rather tell you that than take your money and stretch.
You will speak to me on the first call, and every call after it. More about how this works.
Before you get your hopes up
We turn down most people.
Twelve businesses at a time, because that is how many one person can look after properly. No ecommerce, no booking systems, no medical, finance or supplements, nothing under two years old, and nobody who needs a guarantee of leads.
The questions people actually ask
Answered straight.
Do you guarantee I will show up in ChatGPT?
No. Anyone who does is guessing, and you should ask to see that guarantee written down. What we do is measure where you stand, do the work that moves it, and show you the numbers either way, including the months where it did not move.
How is this different from SEO?
It overlaps a lot, and anyone claiming it is a completely new discipline is selling you a rebrand. The real difference is where the work happens. Traditional SEO optimises your website. Around nine in ten AI answers cite somebody else’s page, so most of our effort goes into what exists about you elsewhere: directories, review platforms, industry roundups, other people’s articles.
How long until it works?
The site is live in seven days. Traffic and enquiries usually start moving in month three to six. Being named in AI answers is slower still and depends heavily on your category. If nothing at all has moved by month four, that is a conversation we will start rather than wait for you to.
What if my competitor already dominates the AI answers?
Then we will tell you on the first call and decline the work. We run your three main topics across ChatGPT and Perplexity before taking anyone on, and if a national brand owns all three, our standard programmes will not move it. For the record, most categories are not settled: only about 15% have a clear AI winner and more than half have none at all.
Do you use AI to build the site and write the content?
Yes to the build, and that is exactly why there is no build fee.
Content is a different answer. It is drafted fast and then directed by a human, and every post carries a real number or a first-hand opinion from you. Generic content does not get quoted by anything, human or machine.
Money, terms, cancellation and the buyout are all answered in full on the pricing page.
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Most people who read this far do not apply.
Which is fine. There are twelve slots, so the odds were never the point. But if any of the six things above sounded like your week, the form takes three minutes and you get a straight answer either way.
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